When I found the picture online, I also came across the following funny:
Christmas Carols for the Mentally Infirm:
Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town (He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake!)
Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells of Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Tourettes – Dashing through the {bleep} snow. On a one {bleep} horse open {bleep} sleigh. Over the {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} … {bleep}
Alzheimers – On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… ummm….
Narcolepsy - Jingle bellssssssss {whistle} {snore} {whistle}
