Wednesday, August 20, 2008

How to deal...

A way to deal with your spouse's past significant other...

John Smith: [during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before.
Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes throwing John into the front seat]
John Smith: What's wrong with you?
Jane Smith: [hitting John] You're what's wrong with me John.
John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's much better.
[pause]
Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

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