Monday, August 25, 2008

The 11th Commandment...

...Thou shalt not park in a tow-away zone!


[Their van is being towed]
Jack: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
Driver: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
Jack: [Skyward] Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!

The Dream Team

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