Somehow, I don't think this line would go over well with any woman...
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
Labyrinth
Yeah, that one didn't work out so well for Jareth either. What are some of the worst first lines you have heard of? Put it in a comment.
ACT
8 years ago
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18 worst pick up lines....
•So do you want the money now or afterwards?
•You look a lot like my future ex-wife.
•Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
•You might not be the best looking girl here, but I’m not picky.
•My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
•Your place… or your place?
•There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
•All those curves and me with no brakes.
•If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
•If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
•I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
•Damn baby, milk sure did your body good!
•We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just
come along peacefully?
•I envy your bra.
•Tonight you will be coming...home with me. Any Questions?
•Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
•Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
•Hey, I am a professional wrestler…. wanna learn some new moves?
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