Simple Solutions

In life, some of the most difficult problems can have the simplest of solutions. For example:

Jack: [deadpan] Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you no want it, give it back.
Jack: [pulling the jar closer.] No.
Tia Dalma: [smiling] Then it helps.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest


My kids would love to have a jar of dirt. What little boy wouldn't? I always wonder what they would do with such an object, and they always tend to surprise me. Perhaps if they had a jar of dirt, they would do something like this....